I did learn a few things.....

Arati once forwarded me some interesting one liners, I got inspired & came up with my version.

I have learned that,
It’s never too late to say sorry to a friend.

I have learned that,
Jobs & careers may come & go, but friends & family stay forever.

I have learned that,
It’s an excuse when we say we lost our naivety in the hustle of the world.

I have learned that,
You can’t be a size 2 for the rest of your life!

I have learned that,
You will always get a driving ticket when you are having a difficult time balancing your checking account.

I have learned that,
Never be the first one to arrive for a party & the last one to leave.

I have learned that,
Things never get so bad that they can’t get worse!

I have learned that,
I always learn it the harder way.

I have learned that,
Never trust realtors, lawyers, doctors, car dealers & the government.

I have learned that,
No matter how good a gambler you are, the House always wins!

I have learned that,
I always perform better under stress.

I have learned that,
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to be sad when the bills are taken care of!

I have learned that,
Life is always unfair, all one needs to be is a fair interpreter.

I have learned that,
People think I am alright when I sound obtuse!